Kerana sangat eksyen
So, when i was about to turn right..yalah dh nk sampai rumah nk masuk gate..then i perasan ada motor kt belakang..attempting to over take my car tau..My mistake because i tk kasik signal, but yeah..i was extremely slow..kalau brek pon..bukak pintu kuarkan kaki tahan guna kaki, mcm kiter naik motor tu..pon keta i leh benti punye..Tapi that guy la wah dia punye marah mcm i dah sula bontot dia tau. Dia punye jerit…
“HOIHHHHH TK RETI KASIK SIGNAL KERRRRRR????”
So, i ..normally bila i terkejut..muka i secara automatik akan jadik selamba. I don know how i did that…tapi i mmg mcm tu..Muka i tkkan cemas, perlakuan i tkkan panik. I akan jadik numb and muke tkder perasaan. So, bile lelaki tu blah , i pon muke biase jer. Padahal dalam hati, only god knows how la…how i wish the earth being open up and swallowed me…wahh bapak maluuuuu. Remember, satu taman tgk i eksyen tadi..and satu taman jugak tgk i kene curse. Celaka betul.
I just hope, my hubby tatau la..but that guy punye raungan tadi..mmg meluluh jiwa. I jumpe jer husband i yg kt dalam rumah (dia dh lama sampai rumah), terus dia tanya..”kenapa tadi kt bawah tu? I just said..”Ohh..hmm my mistake, i lupa kasik signal..sbb yerlah i bukan nk masuk simpang..i nk masuk gate..tkkan nk kasik signal? But salah i kot” (bercakap dgn intonasi sgt tenang. So then my hubby replied ” is it really your fault?” ..”Nahh..not 100% mine..that guy kene tahu..ini taman perumahan..u cannot overtake car or bike..then pecut sesuka hati..ini taman perumahan bukan highway”. “yes u right my dear” husband i menyapot i.
But, my concern was not whos guilty and whos not..Its only that..kenapa i begitu tenang dan mengadmit kesalahan i? Kenapa saye begitu? Whyy??? Tak mungkin saye dah bertukar menjadi org yg sgt sivik. Waaaa tk cool la cani weiiii. Ni mesti sbb entry i pasal belia tu. Oh tidak..saye dh menjadi seorang belia berwawasan? gemilang…ohh nooooooo. And satu lagi..kenapa la i eksyen hari tu..kan dahhhhhhh….haih letihhhhhh
BELIA BENCI DADAH (ERKK NOOOOO)
Ticket to Paris
Ok guys I call for your favor. I’ve decided to try my luck (if I have any) in the ELLE contest. So, in order to take part, I need to describe ELLE in 3 words. As for example…”Simply the best”. U got it? Paham la…paham la…pleaseeeeeeeee. Sonang giloss tu.
Bocor lagi daaaaaaa
Hey isnin balik ek. Arghh rase sangat la malas dan tidak produktif. Nasib baik dah gaji ok. Sedikit teruja utk tersenyum. Tapi gaji baru keluar 2 hari, i dh spend mcm dah 20 hari ok. Neway, sumtime bukan la kiter sengaja nk spend niat nk menyaving mmg la ada. Tapiiii selalu jer tk kesampaian, ada jer la yg akan mengugat keamanan wang simpanan kiter. Well, purse/wallet/poket kiter pon mmg selalu injure atau kemalangan. Tak caye?
Kemalangan kecil:
1. Bile time kengkawan datang tempat kiter and mintak belanja ikan bakar. Heeee (harap ada org perasan)
2. Bile tetiba spek patah kene welding. Lepas tu salegal tu racun suh buat baru. Celake betul.
3. Juga tk lupe bile wayar telefon kene geget tikus sampai 3 kali.
4. Bila tetiba paip air rosak. Kene bayar bil sampai 20 ringgit.
5. Bila tetiba jiran depan rumah jual baju then ajak beli baju dia. Adehh bagaimana harus ku tolak??
Kemalangan sederhana:
1. Bila tiba-tiba radio kereta rosak. (Kancil saye)
２．Bila tetiba kereta kene langgar lembu.(Juge kancil saye)
3. Bila tetiba skirt kereta patah sbb tersangkut kt basement. (Honda suami saye..heee)
4. Bila tetiba bil telefon sky-rocket. (Handphone suami yg diguna oleh saye..heee)
5. Servis kereta.
6. Birthday member/family. Kene kasik hadiah. (Ikhlas ok)
7. Kenduri kawen. Kene kasik hadiah jugak. (Juge ikhlas ok)
Kemalangan ngeri:
1. Bila tetiba ada expected/unexpected/sales. Ngeriiiiiiiiiiiiii.
2. Bila timing belt kereta kene tukar.
3. Bila roadtax dgn insuran dah nk expire.
4. Bila hari raya dh nk sampai. Waaaaaa.
5. Bila ada buy 2 get 1 free promotion. Bahaye..bahaye.
Tu la antara2 sebab musabab yg telah mengancam bank akaun saye. Dan saye juge baru sajer membeli sunglass ELLE sbb ada sale and sbb ada dpt hadiah keychain ELLE yg berwarna pink dan sgt la stylo. Saye telah tidak dpt mengawal diri. Lalu membeli. Dan juge ada contest utk mendapat hadiah RM15, 000 serta air-ticket ker paris. Hehe. Saye akan mencube wpun seumur hidup saye, saye tk pernah la dpt hadiah2 peraduan ni. Cam tipu ek? U all pernah menang apa2? Oleh itu doakan kejayaan saye. Kerana saye akan membeli sesuatu utk anda semua sempena anniversary blog ini. Hah the hadiah could be from paris? Hehehe..berbual sehhh aku ni. Suda la kerja kerja…
But, doakan yer. Hehehehehhe.
NUMB
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Mr Imran finishing the last drop of cendol
Ekceli before this, I tak berani nk makan sbb my mak mertua cakap since our country being stormed by the cholera case few years ago, she immediately stopped buying rojak from that mamak. I might be stupid if I didn’t get the hint. Yes it means that she didn’t encourage any family members of hers to buy that rojak. Tapi seres I mmg nk rasa sgt la kan. Lagi org tk kasik, lagi kiter nak kan? Kan kan kan? So lepas balik dari OU, kiterorg singgah makan rojak and minum cendol kt situ. Perghhh bapakk sedap ok. Dia punye kerepek udang tu..dgn udang yg besar tu..ingggge porenggge..sedap laaaaaa. Kaw kaw.
So when mama asked why we didn’t eat the roti canai that she has bought for us for breakfast that morning, I didn’t have the guts to say a word. Tapi kiter org mmg jenis tak pandai nk tipu, so husband I pon ckp la, makan rojak kt simpang tu. Hehe. Ok I didn’t feel culpable at all, as he is the one who came out with the idea eating rojak and minum cendol. So he should take the responsibilities to accept whatever consequences might be. Hah. Including being questioned by mama. Hehehe. Saye mmg tk bersalah ok. Saye ikut cakap suami saye. Tapi saye lah yg sebat paling banyak rojak tu hari tu. Heeeeee. Tapi I mmg tk bersalah ok and stop rolling your eyes!!! @##$#@%#@. Fark u la.
Mamak & van rojak
So kalau u all rajin and in the mood to jalan-jalan cari makan. Just stop at the Taman Bahagia station then cross the road, you will spot the rojak station at the opposite side of the road. Konferm nampak punyela. I put the mamak and his van’s pic so u can easily recognize them. My husband house is just around the corner. So give us a call when you get there. (only if u plan to belanja us, if not don’t you dare to ring me. As hmm well, sometime I can be a mutant you know. Whenever I feel like I wanna act as one. So watch out, as to let a mutant down is the last thing that you really want…oh my goodness, my hair..my hair the colour is changing and..its..its blonde. Poyo)
Eh not to forget the mamak crew has been pretty famous. They were on tv before. TV3 if I’ve not mistaken. (Program that similar to jalan-jalan cari makan, the host is a Chinese guy). So marilah jalan-jalan membolok di SS2, PJ.
RECOMMENDED BY MR & MRS IMRAN! 5 STAR ROJAK
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