Odd no odd, he’s my husband..

Posted by Mrs Imran on Jul 6, 2010
Filed Under Husband | 6 comments

My husband has a very strange imagination which sometimes I feel that whenever he starts to “imagine”, he will turned to be somewhat..hmm high? Gosh, I don’t know what’s the perfect word to describe, but certainly this is nothing to do with porn mind you. Huhuh.

I never mentioned about his oddity before, but I did observe that he has been repeating the same ever since we hooked up in year 1999.

So, one sweet day, he decided to get “high” again, and being a good wife..I pon layannnn kan sajer..

Him: Kedai ni luas tapi tempat duduk rapat-rapat

Me: Yalah, nk fully utilize the space la, so more customers can eat at one time

Him: U bayangkan ok kalau kiter order dari warung hujung, then duduk kt corner hujungggg belah sana, opposite side..

Me: Hmmm ha ok, why?

Him: Confirm lah owner warung tu tk nampak kita makan kan?

Me: So?

Him: So, kalau kita makan habis, then lari tk bayar food sure takder org tahu..

Me: {rolls eyes}

Few minutes later…I decided to highlight my 10 years observation on his peculiar behavior

Me: U ni kan, sejak bercinta sampai la dah beranak pinak ni..dok asyikkk teringin nk makan then lari tak nak bayar kan?

Him: Hehe…yer lah kan? [sengih-sengih kambing]

Him: Nnt u blog ok pasal ni…[sambung sengih-sengih kambing lagi]

Me: {rolls eyes}

Siap mintak blog about it, but I know he seldom read my blog. He only reads this blog when I asked him to. Sgt tidak membantu utk menaikkan traffic blog. Huhu. I envied few of my friends’ husband who stalk their wifey’s blog like nobody business. Why la my husband lagi gemar main Mafia Wars dekat Facebook dari read my blog? Oh correction…OUR blog..

Oh ok terlari topik, yer dia sangat aneh bukannnnnn. Menjadi terangsang bila fikir nk lari dari bayar harga makanan. Curi makan adalah lebih tepat. How odd!

I know that I can be mengarut and ridiculous sometime, but I am no odd like him! Haha. However, I find myself rather amuse with his oddity and that’s why I can put up with him till now.

Feel free to share your spouse’s oddity in the comment box Something that good for laugh wink*